Dear Teenaged Hooligans,
Thank you for your interest in checking me out and yelling things at me from across the street. Your proposals were unique, but unfortunately at this time I’m going to have to pass. I’m quite busy these days, and I’m not convinced we’d be a good match. However, keep in mind that the market is very subjective, and no doubt there is someone else out there who would respond more positively. I can’t imagine who, but you never know.
Thanks again for thinking of me, and best of luck finding a date, you idiots.
Sincerely,
A Twenty-Five Year Old Married Mother of Two
--Kiersten
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9 comments:
Short, sweet, and to the point.
I LOVE this one! It's short and to the point. (Sorry. Couldn't resist. Please forgive me.)
Are you sure those guys can read?
"...no doubt there is someone else out there who would respond more positively. I can’t imagine who, but you never know."
I think you should keep this note in your pocket, girl!
I'm sure you've struck fear into many a hooded ruffian.
More professional than they deserve, but someone has to take the high road. Funny stuff!
This one's my favourite! Brill!
Definitely the best one.
This sounds heartfelt!
I like Robin's idea of keeping a copy in your pocket but sadly Dave is probably right about them not being able to read.
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