You know, it was nice of EE to invite us on this writing retreat , and the campfire is a nice touch, but I'm kind of surprised that he invited only one female minion.
Yeah, me too. But what really pisses me off is that he takes her out in the woods somewhere, and leaves us all alone here. Not that I don't like your company, guys, but I didn't come here just to--
[Woman screaming.]
What the hell? . . . Should we do something? Somebody do something. What should we do? Should we go out there and--
[More screaming.]
Ugh. I don't know about you guys, but I'm not going out there. Besides, it seems to be all over now anyway--
[More screaming.]
Man, I knew it was a mistake to come here. How do we even know that is EE? That could be anybody.
Wait, I think I hear somebody coming.
I'm back gentlemen. I suppose you're wondering what that--
EE! Get your ass back out here! I'll decide when we're finished!
Ehhhh, gotta go boys.
--Evil Editor
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So, EE, are you saying you scream like a girl? My fantasies are ruined, I tell you.
Always the rascal.
LOL
Could that be our very own Robin telling EE what to do?
Love the voices, EE.
I wonder which female minion that was? Probably best not to guess; it could be libellous.
Heh.
Keep dreaming!
Wait... WHAT was said in the screaming? Just random screams, or words, like OH MY GOD and DON'T! STOP! DON'T STOP!
As does Sarah, so do I wonder if (in your tall tales) it is Robin who gets the best parts of you???
Meri
That was too, too funny. Does anyone remember Fan Tan Fanny or Little Annie Fanny? That sounded like Fanny.
cheers and guffaws
Um. Yes it is.
*giggle*
Ooh, but reading the subtext here, what does their inaction say about our male minions?
Hilarious. I can feel the horror...
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL MY CATS WITH HEART ATTACKS???
And of course that was Julie. You can tell because she screamed so delicately...
Oooooo it's the walk in on your folks "doing-it" kind of horror. There's nothing more frightening. I'm scarred for life EE - really. The image is burned upon my mind.
By the way, was that seven distinct screams?
LOL Tal, it definitely sounded like cats to me.
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